Royal With Cheese

2 April 2008

Vincent: I know baby, you dig it the most…..but you know the funniest thing about Europe is?

Jules: What?

Vincent: It’s the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it’s just, it’s just their’s a little different

Jules: Example

Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam, and buy a beer. And I don’t mean just like no paper cup, I’m talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald’s. And you know what they call uh…a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Vincent: nah man they got the metric system, they wouldn’t know what the fuck a quarter pounder is

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it, uh, Royale with Cheese

Jules: Royale with Cheese?

Vincent: That’s right

Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac is a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac

Jules: Le Big Mac, (laughs) what do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I don’t know, I didn’t go into Burger King…..You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

Jules: What?

Vincent: Mayonnaise

Jules: Damn, laughter

Vincent: I seen them do it man, they fuckin drown them in that shit

Jules: Yuck

Pareil, le Big Mac c’est un Big Mac, par contre, le Burger King s’appelle Hungry Jacks

Pis surtout, ben là il drache, et y a du soleil, ben ça fait un arc-en-ciel, mais ce qui est rigolo c’est la courbe de l’arc.

En Europe c’est super flat, ici c’est un tout piti cercle, le ciel étant plus près du sol ici que là bas, et vu que l’arc en ciel suit toujours la courbure de la terre, résultat l’arc est plus serré

(ça explique la taille de la lune, l’angle de son croissant, la clarté de la voie lactée, etc)

Enfin si vous avez rien compris, moi bien, pis j’trouve ça beau, pis prout c’est mon blog j’dis c’que j’veux

Oh ça va hein, pour une fois que j’trouve un truc beau, foert ! Z’aurez plus que des photos moches, tiens voilà, ça n’a rien de poétique celle-là !