{"id":5772,"date":"2010-08-16T07:10:45","date_gmt":"2010-08-15T23:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress2118\/?p=5772"},"modified":"2026-06-18T20:37:21","modified_gmt":"2026-06-18T12:37:21","slug":"anecdote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/walkabout.be\/?p=5772","title":{"rendered":"Anecdote"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">16 August 2010 &#8211; Le feu est rouge. Je patiente. Le feu passe au vert, je demarre. Merde, les flics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Evidemment, c&#8217;est pour ma pomme.  On me fait signe de m&#8217;arreter. Je m&#8217;arrete (ben quoi).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Bonsoir monsieur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; &#8216;Soir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Je vous arrete parce que votre feu droit ne fonctionne plus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Ah oui, je sais.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Vous savez ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Ben oui, je suis alle faire du katkat pres de Prony et j&#8217;ai casse mon phare.  Mais j&#8217;ai rendez vous au garage jeudi, promis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Jeudi ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Oui, jeudi, cette semaine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Mouais, papiers du vehicule, permis de conduire, carte grise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Euh. Bon. Tenez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je patiente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; C&#8217;est bon monsieur, je vous mets pas d&#8217;amende, venez au commissariat Vendredi et montrez nous que c&#8217;est repare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; C&#8217;est tout ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Oui oui, vous devez meme pas venir avec le vehicule, juste la facture, enfin le ticket de caisse, pour l&#8217;ampoule, <strong>comme ca, on doit pas sortir de notre bureau.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211;  <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_eek.gif?w=640\" alt=\":shock:\" title=\"Shocked\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Bonne route.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Euh merci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bon, d&#8217;abord, le phare, ca fait deux mois, et pis la, faut juste un ticket de caisse et ca passe ? 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