{"id":5705,"date":"2008-11-14T09:24:49","date_gmt":"2008-11-14T01:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress2118\/?p=5705"},"modified":"2017-11-03T12:44:47","modified_gmt":"2017-11-03T04:44:47","slug":"en-panne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/walkabout.be\/?p=5705","title":{"rendered":"En panne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lever la tete dans le cul, c&#8217;est la pleine lune donc je dors mal, donc le reveil a 6h30 n&#8217;est pas un joyeux reveil. <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_neutral.gif?w=640\" alt=\":|\" title=\"Neutral\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Tacard pour l&#8217;aeroport, j&#8217;ai toujours la tete dans le cul et j&#8217;ai pas envie de causer au chauffeur, pis ca drache y a un orage ca pete dans tous les sens, j&#8217;ai mal au crane et regarde la route couillon tu vois pas qu&#8217;il freine ! <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_exclaim.gif?w=640\" alt=\":!:\" title=\"Exclamation\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Super, a cause de l&#8217;orage tous les vols sont en retard, ils se frayent un chemin entre les eclairs et la foudre, ca promet.  Mon vol de 9h10 est annonce a 9h40.  Genial. <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_rolleyes.gif?w=640\" alt=\":roll:\" title=\"Rolling Eyes\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>10h00, on est toujours sur le tarmac.  J&#8217;ai toujours mal au crane, et la gonzesse a cote de moi prend toute la place sur l&#8217;accoudoir, si elle continue elle va manger son journal. <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_evil.gif?w=640\" alt=\":evil:\" title=\"Evil or Very Mad\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>10h15, on est toujours sur le tarmac, le capitaine annonce que le moteur gauche ne demarre pas, qu&#8217;il faut retourner au terminal et changer d&#8217;avion, nous sommes desoles des ennuis que ca vous cause, bonne journee. <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_twisted.gif?w=640\" alt=\":twisted:\" title=\"Twisted Evil\" \/>  Encule.<\/p>\n<p>11h00, on embarque, enfin ! Et on decolle, je m&#8217;endors aussi sec.<\/p>\n<p>Midi. fait superbe a Adelaide, j&#8217;ai plus mal au crane et j&#8217;ai le sourire, j&#8217;adore cette ville (je l&#8217;ai deja dit non). <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif?w=640\" alt=\":)\" title=\"Smile\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Tacard pour aller revoir mon client, avec le firewall sous le bras, j&#8217;arrive, on m&#8217;offre le lunch, un fish and chips degueulasse, mais c pas grave, ce putain de tunnel VPN ne passe toujours pas, ah ben non il manque la default route dans la config, ip route 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 Dialer0 c&#8217;est pourtant pas complique bordel, <\/p>\n<p>Telstra a oublie de router le packet d&#8217;IP vers la broadcast et ca ne passe pas, j&#8217;engueule le level1 du support, ca passe au level2 qui une heure plus tard se fait engueuler eux aussi et ca passe au level3, une heure plus tard encore c&#8217;est repare.<\/p>\n<p>19h je terminerai en remote, tacard dans l&#8217;autre sens, j&#8217;ai la dalle.<\/p>\n<p>20h, je decolle dans 30 minutes, je glande dans le terminal de l&#8217;aeroport, les odeurs du restau japonais me titillent l&#8217;estomac mais je tiens bon, y a une file de mille personnes. <\/p>\n<p>Ca me gave de faire la file.<\/p>\n<p>J&#8217;espere juste que le vol sera pas retarde cette fois et que surtout ils servent un truc a bouffer sinon je mange mon siege. <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_rolleyes.gif?w=640\" alt=\":roll:\" title=\"Rolling Eyes\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>je veux rentrer chez moi ! <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_exclaim.gif?w=640\" alt=\":!:\" title=\"Exclamation\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lever la tete dans le cul, c&#8217;est la pleine lune donc je dors mal, donc le reveil a 6h30 n&#8217;est pas un joyeux reveil. 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