{"id":5616,"date":"2008-03-24T08:15:25","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T08:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress2118\/?p=5616"},"modified":"2026-05-30T13:41:09","modified_gmt":"2026-05-30T05:41:09","slug":"cataclop-et-maloku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/walkabout.be\/?p=5616","title":{"rendered":"Cataclop et maloku"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">24 March 2008 &#8211; Encore une mauvaise nuit tiens, le couple d&#8217;\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 a visiblement perdu quelque chose, sans doute le portefeuille&#8230; Toujours est-il que vers 4h du matin, le gars s&#8217;est mis \u00e0 hurler FUCK et BITCH et FUCKING BITCH et WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MONEY; BITCH, etc sur sa gonzesse, pr\u00e9nomm\u00e9e Georgie selon les beuglements qui m&#8217;ont tenu \u00e9veill\u00e9 jusque 5h <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Rolling Eyes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_rolleyes.gif?w=640\" alt=\":roll:\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Non seulement le mec hurlait sur sa nana en pleurs, mais il a je crois tout p\u00e9t\u00e9 dans sa chambre&#8230; Les meubles volaient et j&#8217;ai cru que son poing, ou la t\u00eate de la gonzesse, allait passer \u00e0 travers le mur, en tout cas mon armoire et le cadre immonde pendu au mur ont failli basculer plusieurs fois.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J&#8217;ai failli me lever, pousser une gueulante, et surtout voir s&#8217;il ne tabassait pas la pauvre Georgie mais quand il a hurl\u00e9 &#8220;I&#8217;m not gonna fucking hurt you&#8221; j&#8217;ai compris qu&#8217;il ne la toucherait pas, et pis il \u00e9tait bourr\u00e9 et plutot hors de lui, j&#8217;ai laiss\u00e9 le management s&#8217;en occuper&#8230;De toute fa\u00e7on, j&#8217;ai pas envie de m&#8217;emmerder avec des cons, et j&#8217;ai surtout envie de dormir !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La gonze a quand m\u00eame frapp\u00e9 \u00e0 la porte vers 9h ce matin pour s&#8217;excuser, je lui ai demand\u00e9 si elle \u00e9tait okay, et vu que pas de bleus de la figure ni d&#8217;oeil arrach\u00e9, \u00e7a semblait r\u00e9gl\u00e9&#8230; <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Rolling Eyes\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_rolleyes.gif?w=640\" alt=\":roll:\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vivement l&#8217;appart&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bref, 80bornes jusqu&#8217;au Ace Hi Ranch, petit arr\u00eat bouffe dans un joli bled tout droit sorti du far-west puis le temps d&#8217;enfiler un joli cax en plastoc, qu&#8217;on me pr\u00e9sente ma monture, Blue, on est go pour 3h de rando dans le bush jusqu&#8217;\u00e0 la plage <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Cool\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_cool.gif?w=640\" alt=\"8)\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Encore une fois&#8230; les images parlent d&#8217;elles m\u00eames&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Allez, on passe au petit galop, j&#8217;en profite pour apprendre un nouveau mot tiens : to canter&#8230; <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Wink\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_wink.gif?w=640\" alt=\":wink:\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Retour par les pr\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(Ca va, \u00e7a fait pas trop carte postale ? <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Razz\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_razz.gif?w=640\" alt=\":P\"> )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je ferme le groupe avec une des deux captains, &#8220;pour quelqu&#8217;un qui n&#8217;a jamais appris \u00e0 monter, je me d\u00e9brouille pas mal mais je pourrais prendre des le\u00e7ons&#8221; me dit-elle <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Embarassed\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_redface.gif?w=640\" alt=\":oops:\"> &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pakon tiens, toujours voulu en prendre, la belle aubaine ! Vais me renseigner pour des cours les dimanches, c&#8217;est pas tout pr\u00e8s de la m\u00e9zon mais \u00e7a vaut la peine&#8230; Pis y a des randos de plusieurs jours organis\u00e9es aussi, \u00e7a \u00e7a pourrait \u00eatre top, une semaine dans le bush&#8230; <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Cool\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_cool.gif?w=640\" alt=\"8)\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drole d&#8217;endroit ce ranch, sans doute un ancien village en fait, la r\u00e9ception et le petit snack sont abrit\u00e9s dans l&#8217;ancienne chapelle reconvertie, on mange sur les bancs d&#8217;\u00e9glise, rigolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pis y a toutes les anciennes \u00e9curies et ateliers (forgeron, mar\u00e9chal ferrant, etc) toujours l\u00e0, certaines reconverties en g\u00eete&#8230; <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Wink\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_wink.gif?w=640\" alt=\":wink:\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Z&#8217;ont aussi leur mini zoo, avec trois kangourous tout pel\u00e9s, une autruche, quelques biquettes, des dingos, un paon&#8230; <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Laughing\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_lol.gif?w=640\" alt=\":lol:\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Retour via Mathot pour prendre deux trois brols dans ma seconde valise rest\u00e9e l\u00e0 bas, et hop, direction St Kila pour le Pajero.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Demain&#8230;boulot <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Confused\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.walkabout.be\/wp-content\/uploads\/smilies\/icon_confused.gif?w=640\" alt=\":?\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J&#8217;ai mal aux fesses mais j&#8217;ai pass\u00e9 une top journ\u00e9e. 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