{"id":5439,"date":"2017-05-27T22:26:11","date_gmt":"2017-05-27T14:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/walkabout.be\/?p=5439"},"modified":"2026-06-13T07:59:31","modified_gmt":"2026-06-12T23:59:31","slug":"holy-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/walkabout.be\/?p=5439","title":{"rendered":"Holy Shit !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">27 May 2017 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s finally over. \u00a0We&#8217;re tired, nay, we&#8217;re exhausted. \u00a0We&#8217;re better by the day but there&#8217;s so many hours to catch on, it will take a while. \u00a0I think we need a holiday.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It all started in 2016. &nbsp;Back when Brieuc was still warm inside the womb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Brieuc&#8217;s, or &#8220;the baby&#8217;s&#8221; as he was known at the time, the baby&#8217;s left kidney shown to be twice as large as the right on the ultrasounds. &nbsp;Nothing to worry too much about, it&#8217;s very common apparently. &nbsp;Basically the kidney is not processing the urine quite as well as it should, but that should all disappear after birth.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Birth came, and Brieuc&#8217;s kidney still hadn&#8217;t reduced in size, although it was passing urine just fine. &nbsp;They did tests, inserted tubes in his little penis, and as there was no reflux, it proved the kidney was working, just not well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After a couple of months and many more ultrasounds, X-rays and various tests, the pediatrician opted for a small operation. &nbsp;She would insert a small stent in the urethrae which should help the urine to pass better, allowing the kidney to resorb to its normal size. &nbsp;It&#8217;s called a pyeloplasty we&#8217;re told. Fair enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Early April 2017, we went in. General anesthesia, a small incision on his back, and a couple of hours later Brieuc woke up smiling. \u00a0No kidding, he was happy as ever, like he had woken up from a nice nap. \u00a0We did stay four days in hospital though, alternating Claire and I for who would stay overnight, on this awful reclining chair as a crappy excuse for a bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All is well in the world, we finally get discharged on Sunday 9th.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No complaints for a few days, Brieuc picks up a fever a week later. &nbsp;We thought it was the flu but by Wednesday 26th, his fever soared to 39. &nbsp;Straight to the emergency room, a few tests later and it&#8217;s confirmed. UTI. Urinary tract infaction. &nbsp;Nothing dramatic, but babies being babies, they poop where they pee. &nbsp;As a result, e-coli. &nbsp;Another four days in hospital. &nbsp;This time, IV, antibiotics, the lot. &nbsp;And he&#8217;s constipated. Badly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And four more bad nights for us. &nbsp;But he&#8217;s back at the creche and seems happy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">May. &nbsp;Another month, another problem. &nbsp;It&#8217;s Wednesday, May 3rd. &nbsp;Brieuc vomits. &nbsp;A lot. &nbsp;And he hasn&#8217;t shat in three days. &nbsp;He is also not eating much, everything that comes in, eventually comes out the same way. &nbsp;Except water. &nbsp;Must be a bug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stay home with him all day on the Thursday. &nbsp;May the 4th be with you little man. &nbsp;I give him water every hour, and milk every four. &nbsp;The water stays in, the milk does not. &nbsp;By 7PM, he is dehydrated. &nbsp;His eyes are sunken in, the side of his head too. &nbsp;He sleeps way too much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Off to the emergency we went. &nbsp;I thought initially they would put him on IV and we&#8217;d be home by midnight. &nbsp;We were wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And still no poop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We spent the night at the hospital, Claire flew out to Christmas Creek for the day. &nbsp;She hasn&#8217;t been on mine site for a long long time. &nbsp;It&#8217;s a nice break for her. &nbsp;I just took another day off and stayed at Brieuc&#8217;s side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Come Saturday mornin, he&#8217;s still not pooping, but the nurses keep insisting we feed him. &nbsp;It must be his bronchitis that went down his stomach and that makes him vomit. &nbsp;The intravenous feed he&#8217;s had brought his colours back and he&#8217;s as cheerful as ever. &nbsp;He even welcomes the bottle of milk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">10AM, Brieuc&#8217;s vomit is green. &nbsp;The nurses turn white. &nbsp;This is bile. &nbsp;This, is bad. &nbsp;This isn&#8217;t a bug, it&#8217;s something else. &nbsp;Quickly to the X-ray, it&#8217;s confirmed, he has a malrotation. &nbsp;Some part of his small intestine is turned the wrong way. &nbsp;They prepare the operating room and they rush him out. It&#8217;s going to take three hours, we&#8217;re told. &nbsp;A couple of friends take us out to lunch on the beach to take our minds off things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2PM, he&#8217;s out of surgery. &nbsp;The malrotation is fixed, but given its size, the surgeon thought that could not have been the cause of such violent vomiting. &nbsp;So he kept looking down the bowel and found the real cause. &nbsp;A part of his intestine which should have disappeared by week 10 of gestation, hadn&#8217;t, and caused a twist and a knot in the rest of the bowel. &nbsp;So poor guy could not eat properly, not poop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eight days in hospital. eight sleepless night. &nbsp;Eight days of morphine, intravenous food and just water, but only on day two.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We could only be released when, for 48 hours, Brieuc would start farting, and shitting. &nbsp;I&#8217;ve never been so excited to see excrement. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For the next two weeks, we would monitor his shits, and sadly the news weren&#8217;t great. &nbsp;Heavily constitaped, little Brieuc could only manage one golf-ball size shit per day, hard as a rock, dark as a soul. &nbsp;Must hurt like hell. &nbsp;I am absolutely impressed with Brieuc. &nbsp;The level of pain he must have been in before his operation, all that while keeping his smiles and his sense of humour, he only cried when he had cramps. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;ve changed his diet completely. &nbsp;Less milk, more fibre. &nbsp;He&#8217;s been on a strict diet of no banana, tons of fruits, vegetables, juice. &nbsp;And prunes. &nbsp;Pureed, juiced, steamed, raw, cooked, prune in his cereal, prune in his milk, prune in his water. &nbsp;Prune everywhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He&#8217;s had his last operation yesterday, they removed the stent. &nbsp;9AM scheduled for the operation,&nbsp;we were home at 11AM. &nbsp;He probably does not remember anything except he had a nice nap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We&#8217;ve also changed laxative yesterday. &nbsp;I am pleased to inform you the shit has come out. &nbsp;He can now enjoy a normal meal, and a good night sleep.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And so can we.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aaaaand now, he&#8217;s teething.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>27 May 2017 It&#8217;s finally over. \u00a0We&#8217;re tired, nay, we&#8217;re exhausted. \u00a0We&#8217;re better by the day but there&#8217;s so many hours to catch on, it will take a while. \u00a0I think we need a holiday.\u00a0 It all started in 2016. &nbsp;Back when Brieuc was still warm inside the 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